cataclysm of calamity

sometimes such madness presents itself that it would almost be hilarious if it wasn't such a carnival of nightmares. the last five days of my life have been such a farce that i can barely form a sentence that isn't ONLY swears. so for now, here is a brief synopsis of what's to come this week on so pauvre (to be officially known as "rage fest 2011") :

- i went to the allergist and he ruined my life.
- it snowed in october and it ruined my autumn.
- the heavy snowfall caused many trees (including the one in our backyard) to snap in half, and a lot of them took down power lines.
- i've been sitting in the freezing cold darkness for three days.
- i had to throw away $200 worth of food from my fridge and freezer because we had no power for so long.
- i ate a cheeseburger that had bacon, an egg, AND hash browns on it (with fries) as a result of the above events.

bonus madness:
- i went to the gastroenterologist today and i have to go back on friday for an unpleasant procedure. (VERY unpleasant.)


so, good times.

i'll be back later with in-depth rage fest 2011 coverage, but right now i'm going to sit in a hot shower until i shrivel into oblivion.

love so pauvre