doctor: anything else bothering you?
andy: i've got a weird rash in my knee pit area. and my tongue on this side doesn't taste anything anymore. sometimes when i walk my ankles make, like, a weird rattlesnake sound. what else? things that are far away from my eyes are fuzzy. i once ate a twix with a wrapper on it, and i've never seen the wrapper come out. also, i've swallowed every piece of gum i've chewed for the past 25 years. i don't know. i broke my thumb on the way over here...
andy's doctor then refers him to several ologists:
even though andy is a fictional character, i feel comforted that i'm not alone in my quest for wellness.
i have two more ologist visits and a dentist appointment in the next two weeks, then i'm just going to apply for med school.
love so pauvre
7 comments:
Insurance is something that you get for you cars.
we watched that episode last night and it was hilarious! i love andy he is so great. i hope all goes well in your next appointments. you could just pretend to be a doctor, you could make a shit ton of money! and then come visit me!!!!!!!!!
xo,
cb
Never seen the show. Also, did you swallow the Twix wrapper on purpose?
Hahahahahhaaha! Dude, you kill. <3
Or you could just run out before paying, but you'd probably just crash into an ambulance anyway.
Speaking of doctors, did I tell you about my new hobby? I apparently now have asthma but sooo can't afford the prescription, so I think I'm going to start going around to a new walk-in clinic every couple of weeks, plead my case and get a free sample puffer! Brilliant, no?
I LOVE this show and I think Andy may be my fave character...either him or Tom, its hard to if you visit cb before me I'll be forever heartbroken.
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