as you know, my body is trying to kill me - both physically and financially - and obviously my eyes are no exception. i've written about my ocular instability before, and it just keeps getting more hilarious. and of course by "more hilarious" i mean "i'm basically blind".
blurry optometrist: "can you see what's on the screen?"
me: "a black shape?"
blurry optometrist: "it's a large letter C."
blurry optometrist: "most people with astigmatism have either vertical or horizontal astigmatism. yours is diagonal, or what we call 'oblique'."
oblique. story of my life people. story. of. my. life.