if you haven't watched sabrina since 1996-2003 now is your chance to stay up all night watching ALL one hundred and sixty-three episodes on hulu. as an adult i have a have a pretty deep appreciation for the homemade sets in "the other realm", bad-good puns, and "magic" effects that define this masterpiece. i'm also keeping a log of when salem is an actual cat - it happens when you least suspect.
2. swiss miss marshmallow madness hot cocoa mix
how did i live my entire life without rainbow mini marshmallows in my hot chocolate??? thankfully i never have to live like that again. i like to shake this up with some cold milk and enjoy the grainy/foamy chocolate marshmallow milk it produces. sure it's meant to be hot, but cold marshmallow madness is the best two in the morning sabrina watching snack. obviously.
3. taco bell breakfast
this one is entirely bear's fault. one day he came home with a pair of a.m. crunch wraps and some cinnabon delights. my breakfast world was forever changed. eggs, hash browns, bacon, other treats folded in a tortilla then grilled into a crisp, delightful pocket? YES PLEASE. and if you've never had a cinnabon delight, DON'T. they can't be untasted. fried cinnabon balls filled with frosting and rolled in cinnamon sugar served WARM. plus WAFFLE TACOS. taco bell you diabolical bastard.
4. period tracker apps
the ways of my uterus are a mystery to me - a mystery that usually involves me wanting to sell it to the first back alley uterus junkie that comes along. seriously, who can keep track of what egg is where and exactly when everything is going to ruin your life for three to five days? certainly not me. so i'm using month pal to keep track of my lady times because it's pretty easy to set up and edit as needed. it even sends me warning alerts when i'm fertile so i can put my junk on lock down. you know - rolling a boulder in front of your love cave. it has lots of other gross/useful functions to make sure you know what's up downtown!
love and back alley uterus junkies,